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 His thought process was on so many levels that he gave himself a phobia of heights.

The crowd yells and screams for more memes.

The truth is that you pay for your lifestyle in hours.

I've traveled all around Africa and still haven't found the gnu who stole my scarf.

My secretary is the only person who truly understands my stamp-collecting obsession.

He walked into the basement with the horror movie from the night before playing in his head.

In that instant, everything changed.

Nancy thought the best way to create a welcoming home was to line it with barbed wire.

While all her friends were positive that Mary had a sixth sense, she knew she actually had a seventh sense.

Happiness can be found in the depths of chocolate pudding.

The reservoir water level continued to lower while we enjoyed our long shower.

The Guinea fowl flies through the air with all the grace of a turtle.

Beach-combing replaced wine tasting as his new obsession.

I never knew what hardship looked like until it started raining bowling balls.

My dentist tells me that chewing bricks is very bad for your teeth.

That is an appealing treasure map that I can't read.

Rock music approaches at high velocity.

The overpass went under the highway and into a secret world.

The swirled lollipop had issues with the pop rock candy.

A suit of armor provides excellent sun protection on hot days.

He would only survive if he kept the fire going and he could hear thunder in the distance.

He always wore his sunglasses at night.

The tart lemonade quenched her thirst, but not her longing.

Sarah ran from the serial killer holding a jug of milk.

We're careful about orange ping pong balls because people might think they're fruit.

He felt that dining on the bridge brought romance to his relationship with his cat.

Mary plays the piano.

They're playing the piano while flying in the plane.

Harrold felt confident that nobody would ever suspect his spy pigeon.

The pet shop stocks everything you need to keep your anaconda happy.

He decided that the time had come to be stronger than any of the excuses he'd used until then.

People generally approve of dogs eating cat food but not cats eating dog food.

Thirty years later, she still thought it was okay to put the toilet paper roll under rather than over.

As you consider all the possible ways to improve yourself and the world, you notice John Travolta seems fairly unhappy.

With the high wind warning

The spa attendant applied the deep cleaning mask to the gentleman’s back.

Some bathing suits just shouldn’t be worn by some people.

It turns out you don't need all that stuff you insisted you did.

He is no James Bond; his name is Roger Moore.

He had unknowingly taken up sleepwalking as a nighttime hobby.

Shakespeare was a famous 17th-century diesel mechanic.

The Tsunami wave crashed against the raised houses and broke the pilings as if they were toothpicks.

They wandered into a strange Tiki bar on the edge of the small beach town.

He wasn't bitter that she had moved on but from the radish.

The clock within this blog and the clock on my laptop are 1 hour different from each other.

Behind the window was a reflection that only instilled fear.

She wanted a pet platypus but ended up getting a duck and a ferret instead.

He uses onomatopoeia as a weapon of mental destruction.

He stomped on his fruit loops and thus became a cereal killer.

100 years old is such a young age if you happen to be a bristlecone pine.

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